Oh my god.

There is this drug called spice, which is a blend of herbs and, you guessed it, spices. It’s one of many ‘alternative’ drugs. It is similar to weed, except lighter, fluffier and without the underlying paranoia and heaviness. It isn’t as deep as weed, it’s more playful and you feel interested in everything you see, rather than feel like everything is okay in the world and that you understand everything like weed. It’s also weirder in that although your head is completely spaced out, you appear normal exteriorly, and your body is normal and your responses normal – but it’s like your body is actually on autopilot and controlling all your reactions.

I took the biggest two drags I have ever taken before, but I only took four drags altogether of it. That was at two this afternoon. That was…ten hours ago. I’m still high.

The greatest thing, the very greatest thing, is that once you are over 18, it is completely legal.